20 Reasons why my Spanish teacher last year was crazy

Okay…first I'll explain for a moment here. My teacher was loony, crazy, insane, whatever, so he did some pretty crazy stuff, but it was probably the most fun I've ever had in school, even better than Kindergarten!

1. He refused to speak in English the entire first day

2. He stole his daughter's plastic play food

3. He threw the plastic play food at people until they pronounced it correctly in Spanish

4. He never skipped the opportunity to whip someone with an extension cord

5. He showed his class a home video of his wife bitching at him for no reason

6. He made us watch Toy Story in Spanish even if we had only been studying the language for a month

7. He made us sing this Spanish song

8. He took away your participation points if you lost the lyrics to the song

9. He made guys in our class crossdress

10. He liked to sit out in the hallway with his guitar and pretend to be a hippie

11. He would laugh if you made a mistake on your oral exam

12. People did impressions of him just because

13. If you had him first period, you were worn out by second

14. Everyone knows him, whether they take Spanish or not

15. He danced on desks…everyday…

16. He rapped about the confusing "to be" verbs

17. He actually found a way to get the class to remember the difference between "that" and "this"

18. He gave points for enthusiasm

19. He made something called the "Gringo Hat" which I cannot explain, but I have to mention

20. 6 out of 28 students dropped his class because they couldn't handle him

In his honor, since he's switching schools, I will end this in Spanish.

Don Meyer, tu eres muy loco! Adios!