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I don't own the "Wassup?" commercials or anything else...so :b.
[We see come guy sitting on a couch and watching football, whilst drinking
a Bud. Just guess what happens next...]
Guy #1: [picks up phone and dials number]
[screen splits vertically and we see another guy doing much the same thing]
Guy #1: WASSSSSUUUUUUP?
Guy #2: WASUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP?
Guy #1: Drinkin a Bud and watchin the game!
Guy #2: Me too.
[they hang up and we see only Guy #2] [he picks up the phone and somehow
calls the Peacraft Mansion.]
Guy #2: WAAAAASSSSSSUUUUUPPPPP???
Pagan: Ah, I believe you have a wrong number, sir.
Guy #2: [confused] Wassup?
Pagan: Would you like to talk to Miss Relena?
Guy #2: [excitedly] Wassup!
Pagan: All right...[sends call to Relena]
Relena: Hello?
Guy #2: WAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUPPPPP?
Relena: Nani?
Zechs: [enters room] My sister is SOOOOO stupid! She doesn't even know what
Wassup? means! [pulls out gun] Why do I always let her live? [smacks himself
with his free hand] Idiot! [shoots Relena]
Thank you tiakall for this next lovely death!
[We see a duck on Relena's desk for some odd reason]
Relena: I wonder why Duo sent me this duck? This sort of odd...
Duck: AFLAC!
Relena: Nani?
Duck: [getting annoyed] AFLAC!
Relena: I don't think I understand...
Duck: [get pissed off] AFLAC! [pecks Relena to death]
[We see the g-boys, plus Zechs playing 3 on 3 basketball. They have obviously
been drinking Gatorade, because they're sweating all colors of the rainbow.
Relena is looking on.]
Voice for nowhere: So if you wanna play as hard as the G-boys, drink your
Gatorade!
Relena: Hey! I know this one! But that's not how it goes!
Voice: We're short on time, Princess Piece-of-crap.
Relena: HEY! [is hit HARD by a basketball and dies]
Everyone else: [shrugs]
Trowa: [has an evil glint in his eye]
[We see that famous scene from the Matrix where Neo is dodging bullets.
Except, this time, Neo is replaced by Heero and Relena is behind him.]
Heero: [dodges the bullets]
Relena: HEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO? How'd you do that? I don't understand
the concept of this movie. I mean isn't that sort of- [is cut off as the
bullets kill her]
Heero: Baka...
[We see the scene from Jurassic Park where Tim is climbing down the electric
fence right before it turns back on. Except the characters go like this,
Tim = Relena, Lexie = Dorothy, Dr. Grant = Quatre.]
Dorothy: Jump, Miss Relena, Jump!
Quatre: On the count of three.
Relena: [shaking on fence] One...two...
We jump to the control room where Noin is fixing the power.]
[it goes back on]
Noin: YES! Now with that idiot girl out of the way I might be able to convince Zechs to rule the
Sanq Kingdom and I will be his queen!
Author: Not while I'm still alive! Zechs is mine! [makes a raptor eat Noin]
[We jump back to the fence scene.]
Relena: [gets zapped]
Quatre: [does his Zero System/Daddy's Dead Maniacal Laugh ©]
Dorothy: Aww hell...I really didn't even like her...
The Moral of the story: Relena should die.
The Purpose of the story: To kill Relena because she must die.
Okay, I'm done for now. All you Relena lovers can flame me. I don't care!
As long as she dies! [does Quatre's Zero System/Daddy's Dead Maniacal Laugh
©]
-White Blaze Wannabe >^.^<-